- The Internet went down.
- My PayPerView movie started.
- Someone called me – twice.
- The server was waiting.
- Someone needed emergency advice.
- I didn’t have that someone’s telephone number on hand.
- The Internet account got all messed up.
- The food in the microwave exploded.
Okay, so that last one was fake, but c’mon. Why does everything always happen at once like that?
