Cortland Klein

• The Internet went down.
• My PayPerView movie started.
• Someone called me – twice.
• The server was waiting.
• Someone needed emergency advice.
• I didn’t have that someone’s telephone number on hand.
• The Internet account got all messed up.
• The food in the microwave exploded.

Okay, so that last one was fake, but c’mon. Why does everything always happen at once like that?