Cortland Klein

So I’m with this totally awesome girl shopping at the mall, and she makes me walk through Victoria’s Secret, all by myself. I finally do so, my heat locked straight on, a quick pace; my god what would happen if someone I knew saw me? Considering that I’ve never had a girlfriend or anything, they’d wonder what possible reason would I have for shopping in a lingerie store.

I probably should’ve just enjoyed the scenery, but I was too scared to even look around.