Oh, joy. I’m sick. Headache. Runny nose. Dehydration. Congstion. This one slipped past my primary defenses, and my secondary ones are gonna take a while to neutralize this bastard. And sneezing, OH GOD THE SNEEZING!
I’m betting it came from my Macroeconomics class, since I’ve noticed some ill folks in there. On the other hand, knowing how much the Goddess of Irony likes to screw with my mind, I probably caught multiple strains from different social groups, and it all comes back to some dumbass out there in the social ether who didn’t know how to wash their own hands. Either way, I can tell this one’s gonna suck — bad.
